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In the office ...

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"Your lips should be at the Louvre" - Woody Allen

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"My mother never had time for me. I mean, when you is the middle son in a family of 5 million do not receive any attention "- Antz

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Men and women in the coffee maker

MAN:

1.Insert the key

2.connect a 5 euro banknote

3.Take coffee

4.offre coffee to all present.

WOMAN

1.verifica the price of coffee (26 cents)

2.connect a coin of 10 cents

3 . insert another coin of 10 cents

4.Enter a coin 5 cents

5.Enter a coin of 1 cent

6.la resume at the door

7.reinserisce money from 1 cent

8.la resume at the door

9.reinserisce money from 1 cent

10.la resume at the door,

11.reinserisce the coin 1centesimo

12.la resume at the door

13.passa a man who tells her that the machine accepts coins from 1 cent

14.fruga in the purse but no more coins

15.non even have small bills

16. "will not let 25 cents in this damned machine"

17.inserisce a € 20 bill

18.prende a cappuccino with chocolate (pressed the wrong button)

total cost of 20 euro cents and 25

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"The two words that one would like to hear more ... I love you?" Absolutely not. And 'benign "- Woody Allen

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Totti and the puzzle of the day Sentence

Totti calls to his girlfriend: "He loved ... I'm doing a puzzle, but I just can not do it ... each piece is like another, uffa !!!».
you imagine the scowling face of Totti and says, "Tell me, 'Have you a model? How did 'I'm puzzle? ".
Totti: "Boh! Yes .. on the box there is a cock, a big red rooster ... but I can not! ".
Then she gently replied, "Well, he loved ... do not take it! Tonight let's do it together ...».
the evening the two meet, she looks at him, then looks at the box e. .. understand: "He loved, now forgive the cornflakes into the box and forget it ...».

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" Wendy, darling, light of my life! I'm not going 'all. Only you have to let me finish the sentence. I said that it will make you 'thing. Only, as you head to the gap in half, your little head that you bring myself to pieces "- Jack Nicholson in The Shining

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An old man decides to try a new experience and enrolled in a private nudist camp; while you are walking along the beach meets a curvy blonde and the pea immediately stands erect. The blonde comes up to him and says,
- "God called me?"
- "No," replied the old man. Then the blonde
:
- "You sir must be new here, then teach the rule of the field if I see that I have caused an erection, it means that you called me, you know."
Then the blonde's hand and takes it behind a bush if you repeatedly slam. Amazed by this experience is going to soak in and just dipped, pulling an old fart. Immediately approached by a big man, hairy and muscular and asks
- "He called me sir?"
- "No" answers.
- "Then she and new boy?"
- "Yes" answers.
- "Then I'll explain a rule of the field" says the beast "every time you fart it means that he called" a second later and take it, turned inside out and she fucks him. Still in shock runs into the reception area where a girl is waiting for him naked. Eager says,
- "Miss, I laugh the 'card and locker key and you can also take the € 250 subscription"
- "But sir ..." replied the lady "... she was only here an hour ...!"
- "Listen lady, I'm a man of 70 years, I have an erection once a month while farts 20 times a day. Farewell!"

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"Hemingway once said: the world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for it. I agree with the second part" - Morgan Freeman in "Seven"

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"But who, that being mythological? The one with the body of a man and a dickhead?" - Santa Maradona

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"Today is the first day of the rest of your life" - American Beauty

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"Two guys are talking and one says to another:" What would you do if the end of the world was three minutes? "The other says:" I fuck everything that moves. But you what would you do? "And the first:" I'd be property "- Billy Connolly

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" I was a very ugly baby. So bad that my mother breast-fed through a straw "- Rodney Dangerfield